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Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My mum - everybodysgotadarkside97 (via seedy)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Accidentally turned my son into a zombie." -kneaders

CHECK YOUR FUCKING MESSAGES GOD

tastefullyoffensive:

"Accidentally turned my son into a zombie." -kneaders

CHECK YOUR FUCKING MESSAGES GOD

dorkly:

New “Batman” Roller Coaster is Named So Because It’s Goddamn CRAZY

The marketing people claim this is the first “4-D” roller coaster, presumably because they think “nausea” is a dimension in time and space. This teaser video is a fairly accurate representation of what to expect at Six Flags Fiesta Texas when the ride is completed in 2015.

Jesus. Shit.

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

prguitarman:

madisonelawrence:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

oh this is a glorious mess AHHAHAH

What

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks